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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:38
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do you get a girl to like you?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Everyone loved it.
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
No, not a chance
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?